Ok so you know how the giant tardis has the same crack in the glass as the little one? And how everytime the doctor regenerates the tardis fixes and upgrades itself? D:
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.